But Can You Pee Standing Up?

She: Anything you can do, I can do better. Women can do anything better than men!

He, (smugly): Yeah, sure. But can you pee standing up?

Besides being a snide sexist retort, (to a sexist assertion), this is a serious question. Anatomical differences give us guys a decided advantage when out-and-about, as “the world is our urinal”. But must women everywhere bow to the dictates of nature, and let gender guide your destiny, at least as far as comfortable urination is concerned?

The answer appears to be a resounding “No!”

Wikihow has two articles, presumably written by women, on how to pee while remaining standing. (Here, and here.) Neither of these looks very practical to me, because you have to remove all your clothing from the waist down, UNLESS you get some help from a handy little FUD, (female urination device), or STP, (stand-to-pee), gadget.

“But do those things really work?” you ask. Well, here is a YouTube video demonstrating how to pee standing up by using one. At the end of the video, the narrator performs a very impressive standing pee. (Don’t forget to shake the tube when your done, gals!)

So there you have it! I think you ladies have finally achieved something worth crowing about, namely, the ability to pee your name in the snow!