Getting this here thing in gear …..

Already drunk on the power of the internet

This is our first post!  Ta-da!

Stay tuned, folks.  We’re frantically working to get this website up and running.  In the meantime, how about an elephant joke?

Q:  What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

A:  Universal time, or local time, since a traveler moving at rapid speed away from you will experience the passage of time in a much different manner than you do.  But since all time is “relative” anyway, is there even such a thing as universal time?  What is “time” anyway?

Angry response:  NO!  It’s time to get a new fence, you moron!