This is our first post! Ta-da!
Stay tuned, folks. We’re frantically working to get this website up and running. In the meantime, how about an elephant joke?
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
A: Universal time, or local time, since a traveler moving at rapid speed away from you will experience the passage of time in a much different manner than you do. But since all time is “relative” anyway, is there even such a thing as universal time? What is “time” anyway?
Angry response: NO! It’s time to get a new fence, you moron!